| Membership Name | Initial Price | Initial Time Period | Renewal Information |
| SCM Sampler | $28.95 | 7 Days | Does Not Renew |
| Straight Man Fan | $44.95 | 30 Days | Renews At $29.95 Every 30 Days |
| Straight Boy Converter | $59.95 | 30 Days | Renews At $22.95 Every 30 Days - Best Bargain! |