|
 Even
though the guys have seen Caleb have sex with girls with their own
eyes (and I've seen the homemade video), they tend to harass him about being
gay. I just tell them, and the other naysayers, that he's a free spirit and
if I asked someone to walk buck naked down the streets of San Diego, he'd
be the first to do that as well. He just doesn't have the social hangups
the rest of us do. He's nice to everyone. If a transexual comes up to
him and is a fan of the site, he'll give her a kiss on the cheek. He's just
about the friendliest guy you'll ever meet and is open to anything.
Brett,  on
the other hand, is the most paranoid of the SCM guys. He's a big goof, who's
always broke, but he's near constantly worried that someone will find the
video. His insta-hard-on also gets him flak from the other guys, but I've
seen that "heterosexual acts caught on cell phone" video with him,
too. That insta-hard-on is right there for women and will "go right in,"
if you know what I mean, with none of the "aw, come on, you can do it"
necessary for getting him going around here.
So, pairing up the two of them, it had to be an interesting shoot.
Between Caleb's agreeance to almost anything and Brett's addition of "If
we do this, will you pay us this?" bonuses, I also knew I'd have my hands
full. With them sitting on the steps, I turned on the camera and began.
"So, anyway,"  I
started with my usual stutter, "we're here today, and I have not much
of a plan as to what we're doing." <g>
Indeed, I'd purchased the props and I knew what I wanted the guys to do,
but I hadn't any idea how we were going to move from the stairs into the
next task or who was going to do what to whom or how the giver/receiver
would be selected.
"Are you catching that imaginary fly?" I asked Caleb a couple
seconds later as he was already wound tight. "Waah! Grasshopper!"
he replied with a chop. <g>
"You're freaking the people out staring at them like that,"
I told Brett as he continued looking deadpan into the camera lens.
Yeah, it was definitely going to be an interesting shoot. <g>
"First, I'll tell ya what, what, what the task is."
"We're going to.. make you guys into giant sundaes."
"Ohhh... Yummy!" Caleb responded with his typical enthusiasm
and a grin. <g>
I had another task in mind as well, of course.
I went on to tell the guys:
one of them would be made into a giant sundae;
the other would get in the tub full of ice and cold water. 
Both involved nudity and frozen things, but to see which guy would
get the ice cream and which would get the ice, we settled on picking numbers.
One through sixty-nine. <g>
With the number selection complete and the winner choosing his preferred
task, we headed into the bathroom to start the GIANT human sundae making...
<G>
But, wait, you've got to watch the video if you want to see that.
Indeed, you've got to watch the video if you want to see beyond
the first three minutes which I've written about here.
I know, I know, you're used to more, but talking candidly to fans at a recent
show, a few who'd never signed up for a membership said that they'd jerked
off to previews. Other sites don't have preview videos: perhaps that's for
a reason. I mean, if you think the previews are good enough to jerk off
to, you should see the full length videos. The previews just tease. The
full length videos are a sure thing. <g>
Perhaps you just need a bit of reassurance.
Membership information is a bit of a trade secret, but I can tell you that,
on average, someone signs up for the site every hour of every day.
Most people sign up for the non-renewing trial membership, even though economically
it makes far more sense to sign up for a full auto-renewing membership. While
the trial costs less initally, people sign up for it over and over again.
Now, it may sound like I'm shooting myself in the foot if I tell you that
you can pay less and get more, but if you're reading this, you aren't paying
anything. I've got nothing to lose. <g>
Indeed, looking at the membership roster to write this, the first person
I clicked who bought a trial membership yesterday had purchased a trial membership
before. Looking at the history of his credit card, he signed up for the
trial last month. You can only conclude that his week before was so good that
he signed up again 43 days later, but he ended up paying more than
he would have if he signed up for a continuous membership. The initial purchase
is higher, but renewals on SCM are lower than any other major straight
guy site... and the guys are straight. <g>
So, stop wondering how it is on the inside. They guy I referenced
took the plunge and came back for more. Many others are doing the same
thing. There are over 83 hours of video waiting to be watched. 137
different men. 137 different dicks. 190 different videos. What more do
you want for the price of a nice meal?
Perhaps you skimmed over that.
83 HOURS of video.
137 different MEN.
137 different DICKS.
Watch the videos. You and your dick will be glad you did.
Damn. I love my freezing guys' asses off job. <g>
|
