MUD!!!

Mud wrestling, washing up, then getting dirty! <g>

By the time Day Three came around in Hawaii, I'd managed to get all the necessary supplies, figure out what worked where, and just sort of generally make myself at home. I'd also come to find some really big mud puddles.

Ask any kid, though: really big mud puddles aren't fun all by themselves. You have to stomp in them and make a mess. Better yet, if mom wasn't nagging ya to stay out, you'd waller around splashing and getting the dirtiest you could possibly get, right? (Heck, you might even drive your Jeep through them and throw mud everywhere... Sounds so familiar. <g>)

So, you're in Hawaii, doing things that Mom would no doubt nag you about anyway: why not throw rationale out the window and outright play in the mud? Heck, wrestle your buddies in it. <g>

Of course, I had to get the guys in white underwear and white t-shirts first, but wrestling in the mud is what they did... and they did it well. <G>

Drinking a beer as he sloshed through the six inch-ish deep mud hole, Caleb began by kicking mud at Boston Paul. He laughed back, and soon Caleb did a jump/stomp which caused mud to fly up in the air. It covered Caleb's crotch and hit the others, but they just stood by talking. Caleb throwing his beer at Paul a few seconds later didn't get him riled either, but before long the others joined in. <g>

First up, Dean versus Paul.

Dean tripped and fell back in the mud while Paul fell on top of him.

While they were down, Duke and Caleb came in from the sidelines and splashed mud to cover them some more.

Pulling shirts soon followed and Paul tugging Dean's boxers resulted in Dean pulling Paul over him and Paul landing with his back down in the mud.

Paul returned the favor by pulling Dean's underwear up his crack and Dean's underwear was completely off a few seconds later when they engaged in a little mutual underwear ripping.

"We still see white," I said, telling them to get each other totally covered in the red dirt water.

As the wrestling continued, the clothing dwindled.		Paul pulled Dean caveman style by his shirt then the shirt tore off.
Soon, Dean was left with only a makeshift headband and a pair of boxers tied around his waist.

"You guys join in," Dean directed as he and Boston Paul became winded at the intense physical activity.

Duke grabbed Caleb with force and threw him into the ground. "This mutherfucker takes it all serious and shit," Caleb responded, none too happy about the vehemence Duke used.

Duke got his comeuppance, though, as Dean and Caleb ganged up on him, tripped him down to the ground, and pulled him into the puddle. Boston Paul added to the attack by throwing his torn shirt around Duke's neck.

By this point, there remained but a bit of white material on both Duke and Caleb.

It was gone soon, though, as Duke and Caleb went at it hardcore. Shirts were pulled over heads, guys were lifted from the ground, and hugging and if-I'm-going-down-you're-going-down mutual falling ensued.

"Give him the wedgie," Boston Paul directed. <g>

Caleb got down on all fours and took the playful approach as the intensity of Duke's wrestling wore on him.

"Good fight. Good fight," Paul continued to comment from the sidelines.

Indeed, after Duke picked Caleb up and spun him around a few times, Caleb was visibly stunned. Yet that said, Caleb's the biggest kid of the group and had no issues going back in to get Duke. <g>

"Oh, he gave him the stomp."

Duke soon ripped his boxers off himself like a super hero, and Dean deep voiceovered, "I'm Hairy Ass Guy!" <g>

The guys were tired and near naked by this point. They laid in the mud to bathe.

Then, when I figured it was time to head back and get cleaned up, the other Jeep arrived... It was Brett.

He got out, got naked, and got muddy! <g>

Back at the cabin, the guys stood in front of the 20 foot 2SCM.COM banner then hopped into plastic tubs for an "olde time" bath. Before getting cleaned up, though, Duke turned away from the camera and remarked, "Nobody even likes the front of me. I'm just gonna stand this way." The boys had been riding him pretty hard about his butt fur. <g>

Boston Paul was first for his tub bath. "Don't eat that," I admonished as he looked upwards with his mouth open while Duke poured on the body wash.

Caleb sprayed the hose on Paul's legs and then into the bucket while Dean "smacked" the dirt away. "Clean that bag off," he chuckled.

"Oh yeah..." Paul jokingly ahh'd as Caleb washed his legs.
"Duke does it good," he added a second later.
"That's Caleb," I informed him. <g>

"Oh, that feels good, Caleb."

"Ahhh... ahhh... my mother never did me this good," Paul smilingly added. <g>

The other guys took their turns in the tubs, and we soon headed to the pool for the final all-the-crevices rinse off.

Playing in the water there, I had a few competitions in the works, then after the pool fun was done, it was time for... The Table.

Now, whether you watched the last video or not, you now know somehow Boston Paul appeared in Hawaii when he wasn't there on Day One. If you have watched Day Two, you know I went to considerable lengths to not reveal that he appeared before you saw it in the video. I guess what I'm getting at is that I like surprises. If you know everything that's gonna happen, it sorta spoils some of the adventure.

So, with all that said, let me just leave you with this:

The table... ain't never seen a picnic like that before. <G>

Damn. I love my Did-You-See-What-A-Trooper-Duke-Became? job! <g>